Annoying daughter

Short conversation with my mom 2 days ago

Me: Mummy, can i borrow some money? You have lots of it, can i have 10% pls pwetty pls? (totally joking, i do that to my mom everyday to annoy her)

Mom: You and your sister should really start saving your money and stop buying crap. Whats gonna happen when you wanna get married? How to pay for your wedding?? Takkan me and your daddy have to pay for everything??

Me: Ermm...noooo...i didn't say thaaat..

Mom: Ya laa..you think its cheap to plan for a wedding these days..

Me: Of course not. Coz im soo not planning to have a big wedding. Buat dekat masjid cukup. Just our family, future husband, durrah and the tok kadi enough laa kan.

Mom: Isk this girl! if your daddy and i are gonna pay for the reception, you still have to buy all the hantaran and stuff..(i started rolling my eyes already)

Me: Again..nooooo, not even planning to have a reception, just nikah only. How to have reception if during the nikah, the tok kadi says, aku nikahkan engkau dengan mas kahwinnya RM22.95 HUTANG! hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha

Mom stared at me speechlessly for a few seconds and walked away feeling very much annoyed.. :D